This story appeared thanks to a chance acquaintance with the toastmaster. He offers his services without giving up anything - neither children's birthdays, nor commemorations, nor anniversaries... And of course, leads weddings. The restaurant where he works has three halls. In one, a wedding is walking, opposite tears are pouring at the commemoration, and the hero of the day is honored on the basement floor. Common to all is the smoking room in the yard, where joy and grief, life and death mix. And where the stories are told...